unculture:

the rock is fucking precious

(via liamdryden)

kookie667:

Let’s play a game called “I’m totally joking, but would do that in a heartbeat if you were into it”

(via riannafinch)

transrants:

HOLD UP
IM WATCHING ARTHUR RIGHT NOW AND THIS LITTLE SATANIST WAS ON THE ‘WORD FROM US KIDS’ SEGMENT
HAIL

(via outofcontextarthur)

ofcrosseddaggers:

sing-thebodyelectric:

today a customer asked me for a “medium whatever” and then got frustrated with me when i asked him what he meant

this is it 

this is the post that 100% accurately describes working with the public

(via liamdryden)

Album Art
TitleJeff Goldblum's laugh from Jurassic Park
professorwerewolf:

1927 was a rough time for donuts. 

professorwerewolf:

1927 was a rough time for donuts. 

(via wilwheaton)

phlegmatic-automatic:

travelingwithamadman:

this fucked me up

this is relevant to my interests what is this from. 

tastefullyoffensive:

Mario Kart IRL. [zdedwards]

tastefullyoffensive:

Mario Kart IRL. [zdedwards]

(via wilwheaton)

bettywhiteprivilege:

"describe yourself in five words"

image

(via liamdryden)

castingcallwoe:

She must be comfortable eating one raw egg. 

(via threewordphrase)

gentlemanbones:

emberkeelty:

andthatsterrible:

Everybody knows about the “Forty” entry. Nobody seems to have considered that the other numbers would be just as ridiculous.

Seriously WHY HAVE I NEVER SEEN THIS BEFORE

That is TOO MANY BEES WHEN YOU ARE TINY.

gentlemanbones:

emberkeelty:

andthatsterrible:

Everybody knows about the “Forty” entry. Nobody seems to have considered that the other numbers would be just as ridiculous.

Seriously WHY HAVE I NEVER SEEN THIS BEFORE

That is TOO MANY BEES WHEN YOU ARE TINY.

(via gingerhaze)

creamteasandjammydodgers:

if this scene isn’t in The Winter Soldier I will protest

creamteasandjammydodgers:

if this scene isn’t in The Winter Soldier I will protest

(via liamdryden)

filmdot:

The Grand Budapest Hotel (2014)

(via crackity-joy)